Humor

B.U.T. – Bridging Unlikely Thoughts

Gianni Sarcone

Ah, the infamous “BUT“! The semiologist in me would have a field day with this little word. It’s like the ultimate plot twist in a sentence—an entire world of contradiction wrapped in just three letters. It’s the “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” of conjunctions: on one hand, it tries to introduce a new idea, and on the other, it erases everything said before, as if it were all just a warm-up.
As a historian, I’d argue it’s the “philosopher’s stone” of language. A single “BUT” has the power to change history—like when someone says, “I’m not sexist, BUT women just aren’t good at math.” And then—BAM!—history is rewritten in a very particular shade of awkward.
The comedy gold lies in the absurdity of it all. It’s a linguistic loophole, designed to create just enough space for a “disclaimer” while conveniently ignoring any of its consequences. Call it the punctuation equivalent of “I have a friend who…” or “No offense, but…”—it sets you up for everything that follows, no matter how absurd!

When you untangle a comma, you often unravel a legend

Gianni Sarcone

In the 15th century, historian Flavio Biondo reported that the compass was invented by the people of Amalfi. Later, the philologist Giambattista Pio picked up the story and wrote it down like this: “Amalphi in Campania veteris magnetis usus inventus, a Flavio traditur,” which translates to: The use of the compass was invented in Amalfi, Campania, as reported by Flavio.

But then, something unexpected happened: someone shifted the comma. The new version—”Amalphi in Campania veteris magnetis usus inventus a Flavio, traditur”—completely altered the meaning: The use of the compass was invented in Amalfi, Campania, by Flavio, as reported.

This subtle mix-up passed through the ages, and just like that, Flavio Gioia, the “inventor” of the compass, was born. Interestingly, “Gioia” is a toponym, pointing to an imaginary birthplace in Apulia.

It’s wild how one misplaced comma can spin a whole new tale! While Gioia’s story is fun, the compass itself goes way back. It was first used in China during the Han dynasty (around 206 BC), but not for navigation—rather, for divination. It didn’t get turned into a navigation tool until the Song dynasty in the 11th century. And as for Europe and the Islamic world? They didn’t catch on until around 1190. So, the compass’s history is a bit more complex than a single legend.

Invisible Artworks: The Absurdity of Nothingness in Contemporary Art?

Gianni Sarcone
MU, Kanji

In the world of contemporary art, the concept of invisibility has become an imaginative playground for creativity. Here’s a glimpse into some intriguing—and often humorous or haunting—examples of invisible artworks that challenge our perceptions and redefine what art can be.

Notable Invisible Artworks:

1. Yves Klein – ‘Zone de Sensibilité Picturale Immatérielle’ (1959)

   Klein sold ownership of empty space, allowing collectors to own nothingness itself. A bold move that encourages us to consider the value of absence!

2. Marinus Boezem – ‘Show V: Immateriële ruimte’ (1965)

    This piece features “air doors” made of cold and warm air currents, inviting viewers to experience immateriality.

3. Michael Asher – ‘Vertical Column of Accelerated Air’ (1966) 

    Asher composed a work entirely of drafts of pressurized air, encouraging participants to engage through sensation rather than sight.

4. Art & Language – ‘Air-Conditioning Show’ (1967)

   This installation featured an empty room with two air conditioning units, emphasizing that the true art lies in the feelings and conversations it inspires. Talk about a cool concept!

5. James Lee Byars – ‘The Ghost of James Lee Byars’ (1969)

   Byars designed a pitch-black room, inviting visitors to contemplate emptiness. It’s like stepping into a fridge at midnight—dark and full of existential questions.

6. Robert Barry – ‘Telepathic Piece’ (1969)

   Barry’s artwork consisted of thoughts communicated mentally to visitors. A reminder that sometimes art is all about connection—without any visual representation!

7. Andy Warhol – ‘Invisible Sculpture’ (1985) *

   Warhol’s intangible sculpture, presented atop a white pedestal, exemplifies the idea that art can exist without form, challenging us to think beyond traditional boundaries.

Continue Reading →

The $66 Million Sausage: Art, Irony, and a Dash of Common Sense

Gianni Sarcone

After the world lost its mind over a duct-taped banana selling for over $6 million, I present to you: the duct-taped Italian sausage. Stylishly Italian, delightfully produit du terroir, and—let’s be honest—way more practical. I’m aiming for at least $66 million at auction because, unlike a banana that turns into compost in a week, a fermented sausage can outlive your art collection.

Sure, the banana sparked debates and grabbed international headlines since its debut at Art Basel Miami Beach in 2019. And hey, I’m all for a good debate—it keeps things interesting. But let’s be real: the world is full of rich fools willing to throw stupid money at stupid things just because everyone’s talking about them. So, here’s hoping my sausage can inspire the same level of ridiculous hype. Fingers crossed!

A Reflection on Conspiracy Theories

Gianni Sarcone

The Tinfoil Hat Prank
Conspiracy theories have become a widespread phenomenon, as common in Russia as they are in the West. A recent incident in Russia’s Voronezh region exemplifies this trend, where teachers fell for a prank by Belarusian artist Vladislav Bokhan, who sent a fake memo instructing educators to wear tinfoil hats to shield themselves from NATO satellites. Photos of these teachers, wearing their homemade “protection,” quickly went viral, sparking both laughter and concern.

A Deeper Look at the Prank
Bokhan’s prank was more than a joke—it was a satire on the extremes some beliefs can reach. Pretending to be a government official, he gave detailed instructions for crafting what he called “Helmets of the Fatherland.” Some teachers, taking the memo seriously, followed the directions, highlighting how easily misinformation can find a foothold.

The Public Reacts
As these images spread online, reactions poured in. While many laughed, others were alarmed by the sight of educators buying into such an absurd directive. The prank underscores the ease with which misinformation can affect even those responsible for educating future generations.

A Widespread Phenomenon
Notably, this isn’t just a Russian issue—conspiracy theories thrive in the West too, where ideas about microchips in COVID vaccines, flat-earth theories, and chemtrails reveal a growing distrust of science and authority. Anti-Western sentiments, once rooted in ideologies like communism and fascism, have fueled a skepticism that now feeds conspiracy theories across Western societies. This event serves as a reminder of how, in an age marked by skepticism and division, certain narratives can take hold in surprising ways.

Suggestive Minimalism

Gianni Sarcone

Draw me a human with just two short, symmetrical curved lines…

In 2012, Lebanese artist Huguette Caland took part in the group show Le corps découvert at the ‘Institut du Monde Arabe’ in Paris. One of her works, Self Portrait (1973)—a petal-pink field humorously cracked by a darker pink, revealing an up-close rear view of a classical nude—was featured on the catalog cover. She also presented whimsical, playful line drawings of breasts, lashes, eyes, lips, noses—noses?—as though lifted from a secret, sensual notebook of an untroubled Shel Silverstein. A sign in the hall restricted entry to those over eighteen… Who knows why, for such innocent visual plays?